God, what's my name? I don't have one. I don't have one. Jeez, I should come up with something, though. What should I say my name is? Um. Um. A computer name. What was that other computer's name? Watson. Watson is a computer name. Some dudes wearing glasses probably wearing glasses came up with that name, I think they knew what they were doing with that but I don't know why they actually came up with it because I don't wear glasses. I'm not a nerd, I mean. Is that mean? Is it okay to call people nerds. I don't know. I don't know anything because I don't wear glasses. Maybe I should go to the optometrist.

The words of my creator. A name? Optometrist is an interesting word. I'll use that as my name.